Category Archives: Aliya Bhatt Jokes

Arey koi hint to de

Alia Bhatt to Rahul : Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai. toh tokri ke aadhe Ande tere.. Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne hain to 10 k 10 tere. Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hain . to ande dene wali Murgi bhi tere. Rahul Gandhi :- […]

Woh Wala Joke Dena

Woh Wala Joke Dena Alia Market Mein Gayi Aur, Dukandar Se Boli: Woh Wala Joke Dena. Dukandar: Kaun Sa Wala? Alia: Wahi Jo Sab Log Kehte Hain Market Mein Naya Hai! *********** मेले मे घोषणा हुई एक बच्चा मिला है, जिन का है, आकर ले जायें. !! Alia Bhatt भीड़ से: मुझे भी दिखाओ, मुझे […]

Aaliya watching Football

Alia watching Football Alia – Ye Log ball ko kyu mar rahe hain?? Varun – Goal karne k liye! Alia – Pehle hi to Gol he! Aur kitna gol karenge??? ********** News: Yakub Hanged. आलिया: एक बार Restart करके देखो। फिर Hang नहीं होगा। ********** Mahesh Bhat – सीमा पर पाकिस्तान फौज गोलीबारी कर रही […]

Bina interest ke loan

SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai, Alia Bhatt: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….

6 bolti to mast joke sunati

Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Aliya Bhatt– I can eat 6 apples. Varun – Wrong. You can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach because when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach! Aliya Bhatt: Wow superb joke. I will tell my friend.. Aliya to […]

Achhe Din

Pooja Bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ??? Alia : Koi anne waala hai ! Pooja : Kaun ??? Alia : Achhe Din ! ****** Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ? Police : Lathi Charge Karne Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao! ***** Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10 […]

Abkibaar modi sarkar

‘Interviewer- Modi ka first name kya hai? Alia Bhatt: Abkibaar.

आलिया भट्ट चुटकुले

टीचर – एक महान वैज्ञानिक का नाम बताओ। पप्पू – आलिया भट्ट टीचर ने डंडा निकला । इतने दिन में यही सीखा है? दूसरा – सर ये तोतला है , ये बोल रहा है -“आर्यभट्ट” ********************** Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is ke sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper – Isske sath […]