Category Archives: Rajinikant Jokes

The Great Khali

Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai? Anyone guess ??? . . The Great Khali. ****** TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi, Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata… Wo ye hai ki.. Titanic ki puri shooting, Rajnikanth […]

What is half of 8

Rajnikant vs Santa: opening Question to both in a competition.. What is half of 8? Santa: 4 Rajnikant: Depend karta hai. agar horizontally half karo to ‘0’ aur vertically karo to ‘3’ Santa Lost!

Rajnikant ki shaadi mein

Rajnikant ki shaadi mein. . . . . Aag ne uske 7 phere liye the!

ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है

RAJ: मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ । RAJNIKANT: तुम्हे क्या लगता है ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है? ****** Rajinikanth: Hello I’m Rajinikanth. Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai! Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun? Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai… Mobile Switch Off Tha […]

Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies

Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies… . . Next day during vote-out, . . RAJINIKANTH: I’m sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai… Rajnikant RocKzZ RaghU ShOckzZ..