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अध्यापक और विद्यार्थी जोक्स

by Hindi Jokes
kids jokes in Hindi
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1) Ustad: Sach sach batao khane se pahle dua’ padhte ho ya nahi?
Shagird (is baar pakka pathan hoga):
Zarurat hi nahi padti sir, kyun ke mummy khana bahut acchhi banati hai.
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2) Teacher: Batao desh ka jhanda sab se pahle kahan lehraya gaya?
Ek baccha (fir se sardar ya pathan):
(bahut der sochne k baad bola)
“Hawa mein.”
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3) Teacher: What is Newton’s Law?
Student: I don’t know the complete.
Teacher: O.K, Tell how much you know.
Student: ……………………….. & This is called Newton’s Law.
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4) Teacher: Nalaiq class mein din bhar ladkiyon ke saath itni batein kyu karta hai?
Boy: Sir main gareeb admi hoon… mere mobile me whatsapp, facebook ya koyi bhi chat application nahi hai.
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5) Master: ‘Vasco da Gama India kab aaya tha?’
Chhatr: ‘Jaade mein.’
Master: ‘Tumhe kaise pata?’
Chhatr: ‘Maine photo dekhi thi… usme coat pahna tha.’
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