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जज, वकील और मुजरिम

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1) Judge: Maine aapko pahle bhi kahi dekha hai…!!!
Mujrim: Judge saheb, main … … kothe pe tabla bajata hun.
Court me sannata.
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2) Ek mukadme me  gaon ke chachi ko gawah bana di gayi.
Chachi katghare me khadi huyi, dono wakeel ittefaq se chachi ke hi gaon se the.
1 wakeel bola, “Chachi tu mujhe janti hai?”
Chachi boli: Haan! Tu Sharfu Langda ka beta hai na… Tera baap  bahut shareef tha par tu ek number ka jhuta, makkar aur nikamma nikla.
Tere se to sare log pareshan hain, teri biwi bhi pareshan ho kar bhaag gayi.
(Wakeel bechara k bolti band socha apni to beizzati ho gayi dusre ko karate hain.)
Us wakeel ne thodi der me dusre wakeel ki taraf ishara kar ke puchha:
“Chachi, tu ise janti hai?”
Chachi boli: “Haan! ye Buchu kane ka beta hai. Iske baap iske pichhe itna rupya kharch kiya ke kuchh ban jaye par ye to saari umar lugayion ke pichhe bhagta raha Iska chakkar teri biwi se bhi tha.
(Court thahakon se gunj utha)
Judge bola: “Order order!!! Agar tum dono me se kisi ne bhi chachi se mere baare me puchha to samjho uska licence cancel.”
Chachi: “Arey ye kya gyan bant-ta phirta hai… iske peene ki lat se tang aa kar to beta bahu ghar chhod kar chale gaye.”

3) Case ki sunwai shuru hone lagi to wakeel utha aur judge se bola.
Wakeel: “My Lord, qanoon ki kitab ke page number 15 ke mutabiq mere muwakeel ko baizzat bari kiya jaye.”
Judge: “Kitaab pesh ki jaye”
Kitaab pesh ki gayi, judge ne page number15 khola to us mein 1000 ke 10 note the.
Judge muskurate hue bola: “Bahut khoob, is tarha ke 2 saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.
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4) 2 Wakeel ek hotel me gaye aur 2 pani ke bottles ka order diya, phir woh apne apne bag se sandwich nikaal kar khane lage.
Hotel ka manager unke pass aya aur kaha: Aap yahan apna sandwich nahi kha sakte.
Wakeelon ne ek dusre ki taraf dekha, kandhe achka kar okay ka ishara kiya aur apne sandwich tabdeel (exchange) kar liye.

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