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टीचर और स्टूडेंट्स के चुटकुले

by Hindi Jokes
teacher and student jokes
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1) Exam me sawal aaya, “How to kill an Ant?”…..    (10marks).
Students ye soch ke udas the ki cheenti marne ka koyi sa bhi tariqa likho 1 ya 2 no ka hi answer banega.
Bunty lagatar muskuraye ja raha tha aur answer likh raha tha…
Akhir usne apna jawab yun likha,
“Mix chilli powder with sugar & keep it outside the ant’s home …
After eating ant will search for water somewhere near water tank, push ant into it!
Now ant will go to dry herself near fire, when it reaches near fire, put a bomb into fire…
Then u admit wounded ant in ICU…
Here u remove oxygen mask from its mouth & kill the bloody ant.”
Honton me vijayi muskan ke saath mann hi mann Bunty bol raha tha, “Humse panga! 10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar dein, cheenti kya cheez hai.”

2) Bunty bada ho kar principal bana…
Uske 4 students ne paper ki tayyari nahi ki…
Charo ne 1 plan banaya aur wo agle din principal ko bole,
“Sir hum shadi mein gaye the…  raste me gaadi ka tyre puncture ho gaya, hum saari raat dhakka lagate rahe, is liye padh nahi sake.”
Pricipal ne maan liya aur unhe 1 din ka time diya…
1 din baad unhe 4 alag rooms mein baithaya, aur sirf 1 sawal diya…
Q: ”Kounsa tyre puncture hua…?
1: Front Right.
2: Front Left.
3: Back Right.
4: Back Left.
Note: Agar sabka jawab same hua to sab pass.”

3) Principal: Class mein der se kyun aaye?
Student: Sir, gaadi puncture ho gayi thi…
Principal: To tumhe bus mein aana chahiye tha..
Student: Socha to tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi hai…

4) Teacher ne claas mein ladke ki copy jaanchte huye usey kaha:
“Mujhe ta’jub hai ki tum akele hi itni saari galtiyan karte ho?”
Ladke ne khade hokar kaha:
“In sab galtiyon ke pichhe mera akele ka haath nahi hai sir, balke ismein mere pitaji ki madad bharpur shamil hai.”

5) Student: Sirji, jab aap mujhe padhate ho to mujhe mere papa ki yaad aa jati hai.
Teacher: Achchhi baat hai, lekin kis liye unki yaad aati hai?
Student: Unhe bhi aapki tarah padhana nahin aata.

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