1) A child never seen his hips, 1 day his teacher beat him on his hips.
He comes back n see his hips in the mirror & says: “BAAPLE ! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE”
2) Ek teacher bacche ka lunch kha gaye.
Sir: Beta, ghar jaa ke mera naam to nahi bataoge.
Baccha: Nahi sir, main mummy se kah dunga ke meri roti kutta kha gaya.
3) Teacher: Jab main tumhare jitna bada tha, mere 99% marks aate the.
Student: Sir, aapko koyi acchhe teacher padhate honge.
4) Kid: “Aunty, mummy ne 1 katori chini mangi hai.”
Aunty (haste hue): Acchha aur kuchh keha teri mummy ne …?
Kid: “Haan! keha agar wo kutiya na de to samne wali kamini se le aana.”
5) Teacher: Duniya ke sabse purana janwar kaunsi hai?
Student: Zebra hai.
Student: Kyunki, woh black & white hai hai na sir!!!