बाप और बेटा चुटकुले

1) Bete ke kisi shararat par baap ne usey mara.
Jab wo rone laga to baap ne usey ‘SORRY’ kaha.
Smart beta: Ek paper lijiye, usey fold kijiye … ab kholiye … isey SORRY boliye … kya fold ke wajah se huye iske daag gaye?
Nahi na!
Relatinship bhi usi tarah ka hota hai.
Smarter Baap: Scooter ke chabhi le …. isey on kar… kya ye start hua? Nahi na!
Ab 3-4 kick maar. Ab ye start hua? Hua na!
Haram khor, tu wahi scooter hai, koyi paper waper nahi. Aage se ye facebook aur whatsApp wale gyan (ilm) apne baap ko mat dena.
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2) Beta: Dad, hum log jald hi ameer ban jayenge.
Dad: Kyun bete, hum ameer kaise ban jayenge?
Beta: Kal meri maths ki  teacher paise ko rupye me convert karne ka tariqa padhane wali hain.
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3) Papa: Tum mummy aur papa mein zyada kise pasand karte ho?
Kid: Dono ko.
Papa: Phir bhi zyada koun pasand hai?
Kid: Dono.
Papa: Suppose main London ja raha hun aur mummy Paris to tum kahan jana pasand karoge?
Kid: Paris.
Papa: Iska matlab hai tum mummy ko zyada pasand karte ho.
Kid: Nahi! Paris zyada khubsurat hai isliye.
Papa: Agar main Paris jata hun aur mummy London to tum kahan jaoge?
Kid: London.
Papa: Kyun?
Kid: Kyunki Paris to ghum aaya na papa.
Papa: Jaa mummy ke chamche jaa,  school jaa.
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4) Dad: Beta mere liye 1 glass pani lana!
Son: Nahi launga.
2nd Son: Rahne do dad, Ye bahut bada battamiz hai, aap Khud hi lelo, aur mere liye bhi 1 glass lete aana.
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5) Beta udas muh lekar ghar aaya.
Baap: Kya baat hai bete itne udas kyun ho?
Beta: Papa, main fail ho gaya.
Papa: “Beta, koyi baat nahi tumhari k
qismat mein fail hona likha tha so ho gaye.”
Beta: “Sacchi papa, fir to acchha hua main purey saal nahi padha,warna sari mehnat bekar ho jati.”