Whatsapp Group Jokes

मियाँ बीवी के चुटकुले

1) Pati: “Sabzi mein namak nahi hai?”
Patni: “Wo kya hai na sabzi thodi jal gayi thi…”
Pati: “To sabzi me namak kyun  nahi dali?”
Patni: “Main sanskari parivar se belong karti hoon … hum log ‘jale mein namak’ nahi chhidakte!”
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2) Ek baar ek shauhar ko uski biwi ne puchha: ” Agar main 2 – 4 din na dikhun to aapko kaisa lagega …?”
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Shauhar mann hi mann bahut khush hua aur usey raha nahi gaya aur usne tapak se bol diya:
“Mujhe bahut achchha lagega…”
phir kya tha …
(emotional story hai zara dhyan se padhiyega)
biwi…
Somwar ko nahi dikhi…
Mangal ko nahi dikhi…
Budh ko nahi dikhi…
Jume’raat (guruvaar) ko bhi nahi dikhi…
Juma’h (shukravaar) ko jab aankhon ki sujan kam huyi tab jake thodi thodi dikhi.
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3) Husband wife both died in a car crash.
Husband became bhoot
and wife became dayan.
They both met after sometime.
Wife: “Kitne changed lag rahe ho bhoot bankar.”
Husband: “Pagli, tu bilkul nahi badli…!”
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4) Patni: Aap ne kaam waali ke saath koyi lafda kiya hai kya?
Pati: Kyun? Ab ye kya naya ilzam hai?
Patni: Isliye ki wo kal tak mujhe memsaab bulati thi… aaj didi bula rahi hai.
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5) Biwi: Suno ji, agar aapke baal isi raftar se jhadte rahe to main tumhe talaq de dungi!!
Shauhar: Ya Allah!  aur main pagal, inko bachane ki koshish kar raha tha.
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