सास और बहू जोक्स

1) Ek aurat baar baar ghar ke bahar aati, fir andar jati, baar baar andar bahar aa rahi thi.
Padosi: Maa ji ye kya kar rahi hain?
Aurat: Meri bahu tv pe yoga karna sikh rahi hai, usme bol rahe hain ki saas andar karo, saas bahar karo…
Padosi behosh.


2) Nayi naveli bahu ghar aayi,,,
Saas: “Bahu mujhe ice cream bana ke khila.”
Bahu ice cream banane  ke liye recipe book padhne lagi,,,
Thodi der baad saas chillane lagi : “Bahu, ye freeze me mandir ka ghanta kyun rakha hai?”
Bahu sharmate huye boli : “Mataji, kitab mein likha tha ki dudh me chini daal kar 1 ghanta freez mein rakhein, maine rakh diya.”
Saas behosh!!!


3) Saas: “Maine kitni baar kaha hai bahu ki bindi laga kar bahar jaya karo.”
Bahu: “Par jeans top mein bindi koun lagata hai maa ji?”
Saas bhi badi tez thi, fauran nahle pe dahla mar kar boli : “Maine kab kaha ki jeans pe laga, maathe pe laga le beti.”