Teacher Student Jokes

900 chuhe kha kar billi

1) Teacher: Is sentence ko pura karo,
“900 chuhe kha kar billi …. …. chali.”
Student: “900 chuhe kha kar billi (dheere dheere) chali.
Teacher: Nalayaq mazaq karta hai,  bench par khade ho jaa…
Student: Sir, ye to maine aapki izzat rakhne ke liye bol diya.
warna 900 chuhe khane ke baad billi ya uske pitaji bhi hil nahi sakte.
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2) Teacher: Differentiate between senior & junior?
Sirf ek student ne haath khada kiya…
Teacher: Shabas bete, batao?
Student: Jo samandar ke paas rehta ho wo senior (sea-near),
Aur
Jo chidiya ghar ke paas rahta ho wo junior (zoo-near)
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3) Teacher: Ye koun sa TENSE hai? Humare mulk mein corruption khatam ho jayega.
Student: Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense.
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4) Teacher: Baccho wada karo kabhi sharab, cigarette, guthka nahi khaoge.
Bacche: Nahi khayenge.
Teacher: Girls ke chakkar me nahi padoge.
Bacche: Nahi padenge.
Teacher: Girls se friendship bhi nahi karoge.
Bacche: Nahi karenge.
Teacher: Aur watan ke liye apni zindagi qurban karoge.
Bacche: Kar denge sir! aisi zindagi ka aur karna bhi kya hai.
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5) Teacher: Jo mere next question ka answer dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Tabhi Bunty ne apna bag class ke bahar fek diya.
Teacher: Wo bag kisne feka hai.
Bunty: Maine… thik bola na sir! aur ab main ghar ja raha hun.
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