Whatsapp Group Jokes

Aap ek gair mard se baat kar rahi hain

1) Baccha toilet se chillaya:
Mummaaaa… potty kar leeeeeeeeeeee…
Mumma: Khud dho lo beta …
Baccha: Dhona nahi hota to jabardasti khilate kyun ho …????
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               (Shararti bacha)
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2) Ek aurat ne 5 saal ke bache ko cigarette pite dekha.
Aurat ne bache se kaha: Kya tumhare parents ko malum hai ki tum cigarette piteho?
Bache ne dhuan chhodte hue jawab diya: Mohtarma, kya aap ke shouhar ko malum hai ki aap ek gair mard se baat kar rahi hain???
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3) Masoom Dhamki:1 chor chori kar ke ghar se ja raha tha ki bache ki aankhh khul gayi.
Bacha bola: Mera school bag bhi le ja kamine warna shor macha doonga.
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4) Baccha math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Examiner ne naraz hote huye puchha, “Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Baccha: “Sir ne kaha tha ke har step ke number hote hain.”
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5) Beta: Papa idhal aao.
Mummy: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Beta: Papa, izzat se idhal aao.

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