Ayinda gaadi dheere chalana

Teen sharabi ne ek taxi roki.
Taxi driver ne dekha teeno nashe me dhut hain…
Usne gadi start ki aur phir kuch der baad band kar ke bola,
Taxi driver: “Lo sahab, hum pahunch gaye.”
Pahla sharabi ne chup chap usay paise de diya.
Dusra thanks bol kar paise diya.
Par teesre ne ek thappad rakh diya.
Driver dar gaya, socha iska nasha phat chuka hai. Phir bhi puchh baitha, “Ye kis liye”.
Usne paise dete huye bola: “Saale ayinda gaadi dheere chalana hum to baalbaal bache.”