Funny Husband Wife Joke

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Wo Kaun Thi

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye

Tabhi ek Lady Ne Hello Kiya,

Wife- Koun Thi Wo?

Hus- Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo,

Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi


Message of the year
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi
Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb: Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai”
Wife: Zeher.
Husb: Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?
Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 chudeil kabhi mere aage kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband: Apni shadi ki

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