Funny Hindi Jokes

Funny Saas Bahu Joke

Saas nayi naveli bahu se: “Dekhna pakodi ek ek kar hi talna … warna koyi kacchi koyi pakki rah jayegi…!!!
aur haan…! bhindi ek ek kar dhona aur acchhe se ponchh kar ek ek karke katna…!!!
aur suno…! dhaniya ki ek ek patti tod kar dhona…!!!”
Bahu do char din pareshan rahi…
fir panchwe din boli:
“Maa ji aap ye sabzi dekho tab tak main naha kar aati hun.”
Kaafi der tak bathroom se jab bahu nahi nikli to …!!!
Saas boli: “Arey bahu tujhe nahane me kitna waqt lag raha hai?”
Bahu: “Maa ji sar mein ek ek baal shampoo kar rahi hoon abhi kafi waqt lagenge… aap khana bana lo.”
“AAJ KI NAARI SAB PE BHARI.”

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