Funny Teacher aur Student Jokes

1) Teacher: Murgiyon ki taange chhoti kyun hoti hai?
Student: Sir, agar murgiyon ki taange lambi hoti to ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na!!!

2) Teacher: “Aaj pahli baar tum class me baat kar rahi ho…
Hamesha tum nazre jhukake meri baatein sunti thi kya ho gya hai tumhe?
Bubly: ”Jee sir mera net pack khatam ho gaya hai.”

3) Masterji: Mahaan (azeem) wahi hai jo har waqt dusron ke madad kare.
Vidyarthi: Par sir! exam ke waqt, na aap khud mahaan hote hain,
na hume hone dete hain.