Teacher Student Jokes

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    Aaj ke Shaitan Bachche.

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Principal : School ka time 8 baje ka tha aur tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little Cute Student: Sir aap na mera Intezar mat kiya karo, School shuru kar diya karo. 😉
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Boy : Mom, please give me a glass of water.
Mom : You come and drink it, I am busy.
Boy : Please mom.
Mom : If you repeat, I’ll slap you.
Boy : When you come to slap me, bring the water.
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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher : Yeh kya kiya hai ?
Student : Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna. 😝
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Dukandar se Chota Baccha : Uncle Rang Gora karne wali Cream hai.
Dukandar : Haan hai.
Baccha: Toh lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hoon. 😜
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Beta – Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya ?
Papa – Bilkul marte the.
Beta – Toh yeh khandani Gundagardi kab tak Chalengi…😝
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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book :
“Dear Maths ! Please Grow Up and Start solving your Problems yourself. I have my own Problems!” 😂
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Father :- Agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe Papa mat kehna…😡😡
After Exam…..
Father : What is your result ?
Son 😡: Dimag kharab mat kar Dharampal, tu baap hone ka haq kho chuka hai.
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