Whatsapp Group Jokes

HANSI KI MAHFIL: Chowkidar Chutkule

1) Nepali ke mobile mein raat 2 baje phone aya…
“Aap so to nahi rahe hain.”
Nepali gusse se…”Kamino ye zaruri nahi ki har nepali chowkidar ho.”

2) Bhagwan Hangu se, “Beta kya chahiye?
Hangu: Zyada kuchh nahi bas ek chhota sa ghar ho… AC bhi laga ho… dher Sare paise hon… bas aur kuchh nahi.
Aaj Hangu ATM ka watchman hai.

3) Baap: Ye lo beta 2,000/ rupye.
Beta: 2,000/ rupye kis liye?
Baap: Tune jab se whatsapp/ facebook shuru kiya hai tab se raat ko chowkidar nahi rakhna padta hai … ye teri mehnat ki kamai hai pagle.

4) 1 student ne ENGINEERING ka form bharte huye ‘watchman’ se puchha:
“Janab ye institute kaisi hai?”
Watchman: “Bahut achhi institute hai, maine bhi yahin se ENGINEERING kiya hai.”

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