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Is chori ko tumne tanha anjam diya

1) Judge (chor se): Is chori ko tumne tanha anjam diya?
Chor: Ji haan! main bachpan se hi mehnati hoon.
Judge: Nalaiq, main bol raha hoon …koyi bhi nahi raha is peshe mein… tum akele kyun ho?
Chor: Haan sahab, aaj kal imandar saathi milte kaha hai.
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2) Judge: Tumne iske paise kyun loote?
Mujrim: Maine paise nahin loote isne khud hi diye.
Judge: Itne saare paise kyun diye?
Mujrim:  Ji haan! usne jab apne saare paise diye to maine bhi puchha ke ye kya hai? …Usne kaha itna hi hai aur hota to zarur deta.
Judge: Par tumhein hi kyun diye?
Mujrim: Pata nahi… maine to sirf gun dikhaya tha.

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