Jokes on Kids

1) Teacher: Jeene ke liye oxygen zaroori hai. Ise 1773 me discover kiya gaya.
Ek Bacha: Baap re bach gaya. Agar usse pahle paida hota to main mar jaata.
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2) Height of Fashion!!!
A 3 years old baby telling his mom:
“Mom, pamper zara neeche bandhna, dashing look aati hai.”
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3) Ek aadmi ne ek ghar ki bell bajayi to ek bacha bahar aaya,
Aadmi: “Beta, papa ghar pe hain?”
Baccha: “Uncle, papa to bazar gaye hain.”
Aadmi: “Chalo bade bhai ko bula do.”
Bahcha: “Ji wo cricket khelne gaya hai”.
Aadmi: “Beta mummy to hongi ghar Pe?”
Bachcha: “Ji wo kitty party mein gayi hain.”
Aadmi ka ab dimag kharab ho chuka tha gusse mein aakar bola: “To beta tum ghar pe kyun baithe huye ho tum bhi kahin chale jao.”
Bahcha: “Ji main bhi to apne dost ke ghar aaya hua hoon“.
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4) Ek sweet little girl shop par gayi aur shopkeeper se kehti hai.
Sweet Girl: “Uncle, jab main badi ho jaungi to aap apne ladke ki shaadi mujhse karwaoge?”
Shopkeeper haste hue: “Haan beta, karwa dunga.”
Girl: “To apni hone wali bahu ko ek dairymilk do na”.
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5) Police inspector apne bete se: ‘Tumhara result achha nahi aaya, aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.’
Beta  mutthi me band kar ke 100 rupay ka note unke or badhata hai aur kehta hai:
‘Iss baat ko yahin daba dijiye.’
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