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Judge, Wakeel and Muzrim Hindi Jokes

1) Mujrim: koshish karna mujhe saza e mout na ho, umar qaid ki koyi baat nahin.
Wakeel (SARDAR YA PATHAN)
Agle din Mujrim Wakeel se: kiya bana?
Wakeel: Badi mushkil se umar qaid karwai hai warna judge toh tumhein riha karne pe tula huwa tha.


2) Pappu ko adalat me pesh kiya gaya…
Judge: Are ye kya? Tum 1 hafte me 10 choriyan kar chuke ho…!!!
Pappu: Kya karun judge sahab, bachpan se hi kaafi mehnati hoon.


3) Ek dehati kisi muqadma mein adalat mein paish hua aur bayan dene laga.
Thori der baad judge ne kaha: “Tumhari baatein meri samajh nahi aa rahi behtar hai tum koyi wakeel kar lo.”
Dehati (masumiyat se): Baatein aapko samajh nahi aa rahi hai to wakeel aap ko na karna hoga?
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4) Judge: Tumhara jurm saabit ho gaya hai tumhein kal sawere phansi par latka diya jayega.
Aadmi: Wo theek hai par hozoor main gareeb aadmi hoon meri ek guzarish hai.
Judge: Thik hai bolo.
Aadmi: Mujhe suraj dhalte hi phansi par se utar liya jaye kyun ke mujhe sham ko rickshaw chalana hota hai.

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5) Magistrate (chor se) Tum ne yeh cycle kyun churayi?

Mulzim: Huzoor ye cycle mujhe qabristan mein padi huyi mili…

main ye samjha ke is ka malik mar gaya hai.
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