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JUDGE- MUJRIM- WAKEEL JOKES [Top 3]

1) Judge: Tum robbery (dakaiti) dekhte rahe, roka kyun nahi?
Gawah: Agar meri jaan chali jati to chasmdid gawah koun hota…!!!

2) Judge: Aapko  apni safai me kuchh kehna hai?
Muzrim: Ab main kya bolu, mere yahan safai naukrani karti hai … is bare me to wahi zyada acchhi tarah bata sakti hai.

3) Bus khaayi mein giri, bahut saare log zakhmi ho gaye… kuchh jaanein bhi gayi.
Driver jo ki (Pakka pathan ya phir sardar hoga. Agar aap ko aisa nahi lagta to aage uska jawab sun kar lagne lagega)
Judge: Aakhir aisa hadsa hua kaise?
Driver: Sahab mujhe kuchh nahi maalum.
Judge: Kya? Par gaadi to tum chala rahe the.
Driver: Haan! par us din conductor nahi aaya tha, to main ticket banane pichhe chala gaya.
Judge behosh!!!

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