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JUDGE- MUJRIM- WAKEEL (PART 3) JOKES

1) Judge: Tum robbery (dakaiti) dekhte rahe, roka kyun nahi?
Gawah: Agar meri jaan chali jati to chasmdid gawah koun hota…!!!
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2) Judge: “Tumhara wakil kaha hai?”
Chor: “Jee mera wakil nahi hai.”
Judge: “Lekin wakil hona zaruri hai. Koyi baat nahi hum tumhare liye sarkari wakil de denge.”
Chor: “Nahi, hozoor, mujh par raham kijiye, mujhe koyi wakil nahi chahiye.”
Judge: “kyun?”
Chor: “Hozoor, pichhli baar mehnat se  churayi saari murgiyon ko sarkari wakeel akela hi kha gaya tha. Ek bhi murgi mere hisse nahi aaya.”
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3) Judge: Aapko  apni safai me kuchh kehna hai?
Muzrim: Ab main kya bolu, mere yahan safai naukrani karti hai … is bare me to wahi zyada acchhi tarah bata sakti hai.
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4) Judge: Tumhe chori karte waqt biwi bacchon ka zara bhi khyayal nahi aaya?
Chor: Socha tha my lord, par dukaan mein sirf men’s wear hi tha.
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5) Bus khaayi mein giri, bahut saare log zakhmi ho gaye… kuchh jaanein bhi gayi.
Driver jo ki (Pakka pathan ya phir sardar hoga. Agar aap ko aisa nahi lagta to aage uska jawab sun kar lagne lagega)
Judge: Aakhir aisa hadsa hua kaise?
Driver: Sahab mujhe kuchh nahi maalum.
Judge: Kya? Par gaadi to tum chala rahe the.
Driver: Haan! par us din conductor nahi aaya tha, to main ticket banane pichhe chala gaya.
Judge behosh!!!
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