Kya tumne sach mein accident dekha

Wakeel: Kya tumne sach mein accident dekha?

Gawah: Ji haan!

Wakeel: Jab accident hua to tum us jagah se kitni duri par the?

Gawah: 20 feet sawa 4 inch.

Wakeel: (thoda soch kar) Kya tum judge sahab ko yaqeen dila sakte ho ki jis confident se ye duri jo tumne batayi woh accurate hai.

Gawah: Judge sahab, jab ye accident hua to maine usi waqt
measuring tape se naap liya tha…
kyunke mujhe malum tha ke court me bewaquf wakeel ye sawal zarur puchhega.