Never Argue with a Woman

A woman went for fishing. She eventually got tired so she sat, packed her fishing gear and started reading a book.
A Policeman came & said: Mam u r in “NO” fishing Zone.
She replied: “I am reading not fishing.”
The policeman said: “But u have all equipment & u might start anytime.”
The woman shouted back: “I’m not fishing here and now you are sexually harassing me.”
The shocked policeman replied: “I am not doing anything!”
She smiled: “You have all the equipment & might start anytime!”
Moral: Never Argue with a Woman.