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Nursery Kids Jokes in Hindi

1) 1 nursery class ka baccha bola: “Mam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?”
Mam: “SO SWEET.”
BACCHA apni side ke ladke se bola: “Dekha maine kaha tha na line marti hai.”

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2) Uncle (ek bacche se): Beta ek acchha sa jhoot bolo… agar mujhe pasand aa gaya to main tumhein 10 rupay dunga.
Baccha (masumiyat se): yeh lo ! abhi to aap 20 rupay kah rahe the.

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3) A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently:
“Aap roz mere bhaiya se milne aati ho … kya aap ka koyi bhaiya nahi hain?”

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4) Romantic lines of SMALL CHILD:
Main tumhe bhulne ti bahut koshish kalta hun… pal tya talu mummy loz BADAM thila deti hai…
aul mujhe tumali yaad fil aa jati hai.

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5) Pinky: Tumhare papa kitne saal ke hain?
Rinky: Jitne saal ki main hun.
Pinky: Kaise?
Rinky: Jis din main paida huwi usi din to wo papa bane na duffer.
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