Funny Hindi Jokes

Shaadi ko kitne saal ho gaye

Judge: Tumhari shikayat hai ki tumhari biwi tumhare upar bartan phenkti hai?
Shawhar: Ji judge sahab.
Judge: Kitne dino se phenk  rahi hai?
Shawhar: Jab se shaadi huyi hai.
Judge: Shaadi ko kitne saal ho gaye?
Shawhar: Paanch saal.
Judge: To tumne pichhle paanch saalo me shikayat kyun nahi ki?
Shawhar: Kyunki kal pahli baar uska nishana barabar laga hai.

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