SHARABI LATEEFAY

1)  Ek aadmi ne sharab ke nashe mein apni saas par goli chala di.
Saas ne usey giraftar karwa diya. Muamla adalat mein pahuncha aur usey shakt saza suna di gayi…
Judge: Tumne jo harkat ki hai uske liye saza to tumhe zarur milegi…
Par yahan tumhein sabaq leni chahiye ki sharab kitni buri cheez hai.
Mujrim: Jee sir, mujhe is baat ka pura ehsaas hai,
kyunki…
->Sharab ki wajah se hi mere man mein chhupi saas ke liye nafrat bhadak uthi.
->Sharab ki wajah se hi main aape se bahar ho gaya aur saas ko marne ki neeyat se revolver khareedi.
->Sharab ki wajah se hi main khud par kaabu rakh na saka aur saas ki aur goli chala di.
Aur sabse badi baat…
->Sharab ki wajah se hi mera nishana chook gaya…”
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2) Doctor: Aapki bimari ki asal wajah meri samajh me nahi aa rahi,
ho sakta hai, sharab pine ki wajah se aisa ho raha hai.
Sharabi patient: Koyi baat nahi doctor sahab, jab aap ki utar jaye tab check up ke liye dubara aa jaunga.
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3) Husband drinking WHISKEY, asked: Tum kaun ho?
Wife: Hey bhagwan! yahi din dekhni rah gayi thi … abto ye pehchan bhi nahi rahe hain.
Husband: Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai… bahenji…!!!