Shararti Bacchon ke Jokes

1) Bahut der se chhote qad ka baccha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha.
Tabhi waha se ek aadmi guzra aur usne bache ko bell bajane ki koshish karte dekha. Madad ke liye usne bell baja di aur bache se puchha aur kuchh?
Bacha bola: Ab bhago …
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2) Baccha: Ammy 10 rupay hain?
Ammi: Apne abbu se lelo.
Bacha: Abbu 10 rupay dijiye.
Abbu: Apne chachu se lelo.
Bacha: Chachu plz mujhe 10 rupay dejiye.
Chachu: Beta khule nahi hain chachi se lelo.
Bacha: Chachi aapke paas 10 rupay hain.
Chachi: Haan hain beta! Doon kya?
Bacha: Nahi Apni qabar me le jana sab …”Kulfi Wala” to chala bhi gaya …
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3) Innocent Kid: Mummy mujhe 1 bhai chahiye …!!!
Mummy: Beta dad USA mein hai, jaise hi woh ayenge hum baat karenge unse.
Kid: Aap unhe surprise bhi toh de sakte ho.
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4) Sweet demand by kid:–>>
Ek bacha apni mom se maar kha kar ruth jata hai.
Dad (jab ghar aate hain):
“Kya hua bete naraz kyun lag rahe ho?”
Beta: “Main aur aap ki wife ke saath adjust nahi kar paa raha hun … mujhe apna ek chahiye.”
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