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Teacher aur Student Jokes

1) Teacher: Wo 3 words batao jo sabse zyada bole jaate hai?
Student: “Mujhe nahi pata.”
Teacher: Shabash bete, baith jao.
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2) Teacher: Bunty, tell me something about the people of the 18th century?
Bunty: They are all dead.
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3)  Shikshak: “Humare liye koun zyada zaruri hai suraj ya chand?”
Vidyarthi: “Chand.”
Shikshak: “Par kyun?”
Vidyarthi: “Kyun ke chand hume raat me roushni deti hai jis waqt hume shakht zarurat rahti hai.”
Lekin
Suraj hume din me roushni deti hai jis waqt hume iski katai zarurat nahi rahti hai.”
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4) Hindi teacher: Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hain?
Student: 7 prakar ke…
Local kaal, STD kaal, ISD kaal, Missed kaal, Received kaal, Dialled kaal and Sasriya kaal.

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