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{Top 3} Kanjoosi Jokes in Hindi

Kanjoos baap: Beta, ek aur ice cream khaoge?
Beta: Lekin abbu jaan aap to aise kah rahe hain jaise mujhe icecream
already khila chuke ho.
Kanjoos: Itna jaldi bhool gaye beta,
 
jab hum pichle saal yahan aaye the toh ek icecream nahi khilaya tha kya?

2) Kanjoos beta: Papa, aap ko mere liye  nayi toothbrush leni hogi kyunke

 
mere brush ke 2 baal toot gaye hain.
 
Kanjoos baap: (apne seene me haath rakh ke) Ye kya gazab dha rahe ho… do
 
baal tutne par nayi brush?
 
Beta: Jo do toote hain wo aakhri the.
 
Baap: Par ek saath dono kaise tut gaye?

 


3) Kanjoos baniya apni aakhri saansein gin raha tha aise waqt mein apni biwi ko awaz deta hai…

 
Biwi rote huye bolti hai, “Main yahi hoon.”
 
Kanjoos: “Beta kahan hai?”
 
Beta: “Haan papa! yahi hoon.”
 
Kanjoos: “Meri beti, kaha ho?”
 
Beti: “Hum sab yahi hain papa.”
Kanjoos: “Haramkhoro! jab tum sab idhar hi ho to phir saath wale kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha hai?“

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