Total kitne mahine ho gaye

Santa ki shadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa: Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya??

Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?

Santa: 3 mahine baad.

Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?

Santa: Oh! yaar vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time da pata hi nahi lageya!!:P