Funny Hindi Jokes

What is marketing?

  1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I’m a very rich, Will you marry me?”
    Ans: This is “Direct marketing”.

    2. You at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you and say: “He is very rich” Marry him?
    Ans: This is “Business advertising”.

    3. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich” Can u marry me? Ans: This is “Brand recognition”. 4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to and say: “I’m very rich. Marry me?” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

    Ans: This is “Customer feedback”

    5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I’m very rich. Marry me?” then she introduces u to her husband.

    Ans: This is “Demand and supply gap”.

    6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before u say: “I’m rich, marry me?” Your wife arrives- Ans: This is “Restriction for entering new markets”.

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